I: Youthful Bro
YOUTHFUL BRO (YB) is on a date with a woman, who considers herself a CASUAL ACQUAINTANCE (CA) of his.
YB: I know what poetry and music are and I understand the difference between them. I have an interdisciplinary cultural studies degree.
CA: What is poetry then?
YB: Poetry, like music, can be readily defined by simply decrying everything that is not poetry as such.